Take Heed

P.S. When the waitress advises you NOT to touch your contact lenses within 4 hours of eating an atomic wing (even if you wash your hands over and over), she isn't trying to pull your leg. After my own "research" this morning, the data is conclusive that upon insertion of atomic sauce laden contact lenses, an eyeball will begin to feel as if it was placed on a hot frying pan. Be advised: Jessica (waitress) is not a comedian, she is a professional. Listen to her.